<![CDATA[::DesiHearts::Dil Hai Desi:: - Jokes , Riddles & Puzzles]]> http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/ Make us laugh with your jokes and make us think with your riddles and puzzles! en Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:39:19 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/images/misc/rss.png <![CDATA[::DesiHearts::Dil Hai Desi:: - Jokes , Riddles & Puzzles]]> http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/ Bhabi g http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?16097-Bhabi-g&goto=newpost Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:35:05 GMT *1 larka chaltay chalta tookar kha kar 1 gadhay k pairoo main gir para* *pass say 1 larki guzar rahi the* *larki : Larkay say : Baray...
1 larka chaltay chalta tookar kha kar 1 gadhay k pairoo main gir para


pass say 1 larki guzar rahi the


larki : Larkay say : Baray bhai k paoo choo rahay ho


larka : G bhabi g :))
]]> ABC http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?16097-Bhabi-g Wife http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?16083-Wife&goto=newpost Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:53:52 GMT Wife: Agar Main Pakistan Ki Sab Sy Bari Chooti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon, To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain Gy? Husband: Dhakkaaa…
Wife:
Agar Main Pakistan Ki Sab Sy Bari
Chooti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon,
To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain Gy?

Husband:
Dhakkaaa…
]]> StUd3nt547 http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?16083-Wife Boy :Whats Ur Name? http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?16082-Boy-Whats-Ur-Name&goto=newpost Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:45:43 GMT Boy : Whats Ur Name? Girl : Q Btaon, Main Tumhy Nhi Janti.. Boy : Na Btao Main Kon Sa Tumhy Apni New HONDA Car Main Bitha K 5 Star...
Boy :
Whats Ur Name?

Girl :
Q Btaon, Main Tumhy Nhi Janti..

Boy :
Na Btao Main Kon Sa Tumhy
Apni New HONDA Car Main Bitha K
5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha..

Girl :
Reema., B.Com, Final Year,
Jinnah College,
College Timing 8am To 1pm
Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
Sunday Off
Ati Abu K Sath Hun
Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hu..:lol:
]]> StUd3nt547 http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?16082-Boy-Whats-Ur-Name Just imagine life without GIRLS http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15976-Just-imagine-life-without-GIRLS&goto=newpost Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:15:23 GMT *Just imagine life without GIRLS the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers,...
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result === markets silent, streets empty, the police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No flowers, No candles, No perfumes, No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15976-Just-imagine-life-without-GIRLS Wife: Husband: http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15974-Wife-Husband&goto=newpost Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:05:26 GMT *Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!* Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai! ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15974-Wife-Husband Boy: mom http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15973-Boy-mom&goto=newpost Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:01:48 GMT *Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan...
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.:P
]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15973-Boy-mom loss or profit? http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15939-loss-or-profit&goto=newpost Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:21:47 GMT In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25, it"s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise.:D ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15939-loss-or-profit Tcher:Sunny: http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15938-Tcher-Sunny&goto=newpost Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:19:17 GMT *Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.:))* Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.:)) ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15938-Tcher-Sunny Two sardars in US http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15937-Two-sardars-in-US&goto=newpost Mon, 05 Jul 2010 22:15:53 GMT Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
"Which part of the dog did u get?:D ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15937-Two-sardars-in-US Khosbu Teri http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15923-Khosbu-Teri&goto=newpost Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:34:12 GMT Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya:D:D:D:D:)) Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya:D:D:D:D:)) ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15923-Khosbu-Teri Ik pagal gusy main http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15922-Ik-pagal-gusy-main&goto=newpost Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:29:41 GMT Ik pagal gusy main oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............ dusra pagal ; he he he... Ik pagal gusy main

oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............

dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahah

main tughe rubber hi nahi dunga ;) ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15922-Ik-pagal-gusy-main Memon Boss http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15920-Memon-Boss&goto=newpost Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:25:12 GMT *Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu, Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign... Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.... ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15920-Memon-Boss Hell to hell http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15914-Hell-to-hell&goto=newpost Sun, 04 Jul 2010 16:12:07 GMT Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied:Hell to hell is local. :D:D:D:D:D:lol::lol: ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15914-Hell-to-hell LighT aye LighT aye http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15913-LighT-aye-LighT-aye&goto=newpost Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:57:18 GMT *Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi Ghanton intezar karti thi uska DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko BhooLe se bhi bhuLa nhi paati thi usko Phir Umeed... Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi Ghanton intezar karti thi uska DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko BhooLe se bhi bhuLa nhi paati thi usko Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar aye Andhere mein Roshni nazar aye Aur woh zor se ChiLLayi LighT aye LighT aye ;-):D ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15913-LighT-aye-LighT-aye Barish barsi http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15912-Barish-barsi&goto=newpost Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:54:03 GMT *Barish barsi Pani aya Musharaf ne dhol bajaya Asif Zardari ne gana gaya sheren Rahman ne thumka lgaya Nawaz Sharif ne frmaya Ashiq banaya Ashiq... Barish barsi Pani aya Musharaf ne dhol bajaya Asif Zardari ne gana gaya sheren Rahman ne thumka lgaya Nawaz Sharif ne frmaya Ashiq banaya Ashiq banaya:cool2: ]]> Sundus_saud http://www.dilhaidesi.com/forum/showthread.php?15912-Barish-barsi